can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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