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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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