the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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