I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
