I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Can Purell be used as lube?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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