Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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