my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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