Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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