You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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