Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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