But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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