apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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