dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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