i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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