True but thats because hes a fetus.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Randomize