I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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