that's an acceptable place to lick
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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