he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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