My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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