sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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