so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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