you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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