I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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