i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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