How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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