after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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