I accidentally burped into my bong.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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