Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
the room spins SO much faster in panama
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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