if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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