is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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