well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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