ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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