Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
We named our party play list daddy issues
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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