when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
