Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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