On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she peed on how many people?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Randomize
