it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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