Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Couch. On fire.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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