you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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