things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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