Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
What did we do last night that was yellow?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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