So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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