is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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