I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
It was confusing and full of hummus
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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