whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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