he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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