glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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