Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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