I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Drunk is a universal language darling
Randomize
