i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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