I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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