This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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