I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
